Friday, April 4, 2008

Things that make me go EW: #147



Imagine if fruits could pee. Now picture a warm melon taking a piss in your mouth right after brushing your teeth with a mint-flavored glue stick. Gross, Orbitz. EW.

9 comments:

Aparna said...

this is saddening news. i bought this gum with high hopes, and it's still in the packaging waiting for its golden debut. golden seems to be the operative word here.

inthemiddle said...

sorry for rEWing it for you, parny.

missy&chrissy. said...

EW indeed! i never understand why they mix the fruity and the minty.

sometimes i want to taste like tropical fruit. other times i just want to freshen my breath. but its always a poor idea when i try to combine the two. i just don't get why the gum industry doesn't follow the same logic.

inthemiddle said...

really wish they knEW better. hasn't Big Gum ever tried drinking oj after a mouth-washing? blech.

hilary + wood said...

the mint mojito one is way grosser.

Aparna said...

weirdly enough, the orange mint is delicious...not to drag this discussion on forEWer.

inthemiddle said...

now that you mention it, the sweet mint is my favorite minty gum of all time. i'm convinced think they use the same artificial flavoring in it they use in the white part of peppermint patties.

inthemiddle said...

oh, and "hi" and welcome hilarywood. i like your style and hope you come back soon.

Ryan Gielen said...

fruit piss isn't cool anymore?