Tuesday, June 26, 2007

going to carolina in my mom

Well, maybe not in my mom, but definitely with my mom. And my dad.


I'm borrowing the intern's discman. Why a discman? Well, here's the problem in too many words. My ipod plays music but it doesn't play audio. It's all fucked up about audio. It almost plays audio. There's like, a tiny, almost indiscernible defect in the audio quality that renders it unlistenable. It's heart-breaking.

I better arm myself with an alternative if I want to tune out mom's audiobooks. I better arm myself with MY audiobooks. This is where the discman comes in. I can download audiobooks into my itunes, burn them onto CD's and VOILA!

Now if I could only find my 8-track...

Monday, June 25, 2007

the g-spot

"I couldn't be safer. I am wrapped in the arms of my beloved."

Thursday, June 21, 2007

you saw me

Gorgeous Drowned Rat - Curly Hair Edition - m4w

You: Brunette wearing wrap dress and gold shoes.

Me: Seth Rogen type in the corner.

Saw you yesterday when you came in from the rain. Wish I could have offered you a towel to dry off. Should have at least brought you some coffee to warm up. Perhaps a "raincheck".

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spirit fingers!!

"Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced"

-James Baldwin

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

washington apostarna

darfur get about it

Darfur The Boys
Darfur Square
Darfur give me
Darfur score and seven years ago

spirit fingers!!

"All the knowledge that I possess, everyone else can acquire, but my heart is all my own. "

-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

lady bits

DC's funniest ladies finally get a room of their own...

spirit fingers!!

"To persevere, trusting in what hopes one has, is courage. The coward despairs."


Friday, June 15, 2007

A Very Special Presentation

We had a special guest at today's weekly staff meeting - a fast-paced motivational program is entitled the "3 A's of Living Safe: Awareness, Avoidance, Action."

With THIS guy:


but i learned a few things

1. The two most powerful parts of your body are the heel of your hand and your elbow.

2. If a "perp" comes up to you and says "I'm gonna cut you so bad no one will want to look at you again," run into the closest starbucks
and yell "Oh my god, I am having a heart attack!!"
3. There's a sickness out there we can't control.

spirit fingers!!

The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm.
-Swedish proverb

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

she got to howie

My company plays Whisper to Your Soul CD as our on-hold-music for our telephone system! Our customers LOVE being put on hold! (Really!) - San Francisco, California

Monday, June 11, 2007

what an ass I am

I called my dad to beg for money today and I totally lost my nerve. I couldn't bring myself to ask. He was too adorable, and I didn't want to out myself as the selfish, desperate, ungrateful person that I am. I didn't want him to think I was calling him just to ask him to send me a check because I have 62 dollars in my checking account that I know will not last me until Friday and that I will have to eat oatmeal for lunch every day this week and that I don't know how to check my USAA balance. I wanted him to think I was calling just to say hello. And that's what I did. I called just to say hello.

Friday, June 8, 2007

i wanna eat choo all over

we take your babies

photo credit: Scott Beale/Laughing Squid laughingsquid.com.

Cults are for realzies. They exist. They are dangerous. They steal people's lives and they steal people's children and they ruin people's families. I know someone who was in a cult for 16 years. He just got out a year ago. He was kind of kicked out. The details are still sketchy to me.

It's totally fucked up that my friend was in a cult. I am trying to make sense of it. How did he not know? How could he be so blind? How does one evil ninja have so much control over so many people? How could he not see how full of shit she was?

I mean, I get it. I get that that's the very nature of cults. But still. That's who he is now. So much of her programming is woven into the fabric of his DNA. I am sure he doesn't even know who he is - where he begins and where that programming ends. I hate it. I hate that he's still a part of it; even if he's fighting it, and trying to take it down, he's still not free from it.

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

i wantreal to go to canada

Pretty pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase!!

Can I?
Can I?
Can I?
Can I?
Can I?

spirit fingers!!

"To me every hour of the light and dark is a miracle, every cubic inch of space is a miracle"
-Walty Whitman

it makes me wonder

If I know myself at all. I've listened to the new Maroon 5 song 18 times.

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

spirit fingers!!

"I change myself in order to live at peace with whatever the future brings, not to decide what the future will be."