Wednesday, April 30, 2008


[via: That's Punny!]

Funny Munny

[via: don't know bettie via bro-ham(ilton)]

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Monday, April 28, 2008

Sprit Fingers!!

“ No matter how upside-down it all may temporarily appear, we will have no fear because we know this secret: Life is crazily in love with us—wildly and innocently in love with us. The universe always gives us exactly what we need, exactly when we need it."

[via: On Her Way]

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Friday, April 25, 2008

Queesy with love...

[via: my darling Christina]

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Tech me out...

Hey guys!

I hate my new cell phone!

Wednesday, April 23, 2008


PH's post today reminded me of this recent NYT article about the phenomenon of 'google twins' and self-similarity.

"...human beings are unconsciously drawn to people and things that remind us of ourselves...It’s what we call implicit egotism,”...“We’ve shown time and time again that people are attracted to people, places and things that resemble their names, without a doubt...Social psychologists have found that people are more attracted to others with similar faces or identical birth dates.... people’s fascination with their Googlegängers might be an adult expression of the common childhood wish to be an identical twin."

[via: NYT]

Dear Friend...

[diet iced shizzle]

"Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks

See "for" yourself.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008


What the puppet were they thinking?!?!?

[via: You: On My Blog ]

Things that make me go EW: #39

*But the
salutations**are the shit.
**My favorite is "Deal Maker"

Monday, April 21, 2008

Friday, April 18, 2008

Spirit Fingers!!

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Make-Up Sox?


Terrycloth Green

Professor Doverbean

For AparnatACK. Courtesy of the shlee

(Heart) Breaking News...

I give up.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Today's Special: Nostalgia

Some of the first memories I have of life are the tv shows "Pinwheel" and "Today's Special" that ran on Nickelodeon in the 1980's, approximately, in the morning.

An observation: my nostalgia cravings increase along with my work load and anxiety. Digging through the internet attic for magical mittens and
orphaned mullato half-animals soothes me. Maybe these past blasts remind me of a simpler time.

Or maybe they remind me I exist, period.

I'm in my twenties, I dunno!!

While I'm figuring stuff out, please enjoy the delightful, pinwheely breeze coming off this precious cupcake waltz .

Spirit Fingers!!

"Competitions are for horses, not artists."

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Spirit Fingers!! (Requests and Dedications Edition)

"Do the thing you fear and the death of fear is inevitable."

Friday, April 11, 2008

Sketching Out

No idea when I wrote this that THIS was going breath. More proof there's no such thing as too much nick in my life.

Back soon with my "Top 50 Top 10"

See ya later, work-load!!!

PR-eport: Family Ties Edition

Touching feature on penned by a total stranger.

Don't skip the comments/letters...

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

The eyes are the windows of your face

It's official. I'm nerding out on this video. What else do you call watching it every day?

I think it's one of my favorite SNL skits of all time. Which begs the question, what are my favorite SNL skits of all time?

Off the top of my head...

Land Shark ("Candy Gram...")
Chopping Broccoli (told you I was nerdin' out)
Happy Fun Ball
Star Wars
The Prince Show (w/Steve Martin)
The Synchronized Swimmers
Dick in a Box (the color me badd-ittude kills me)

So there you have it. I'm a Saturday Night Live fan and I've been one for a long time. Ever since the 20th anniversary special aired in the 90's. I went out and rented every "Best of..." tape I could find at "Video Village" and "Erols*" (Eddie Murphy, Steve Martin, Dan Akroyd...)

People love to hate on SNL. Haters say "oh, Saturday Night Live isn't good anymore, blobbity blah." Not cool people like me who stay home on Saturday nights. Really though, just think about it, try being hilarious for thirty solid years, every week, in front of a live studio audience. Try it and see if you don't have a few extended awkward periods. It's pretty impressive they're a) still on the air and b) fresh and hilarious, albeit intermittently, after all these years.


*That for a short time was located in the back of CVS, which looking back, seems so queer. I can't possibly be the only person** who remembers that.

**Besides you, Josh.

Dead, again.

Hmm. Didn't he die already?


Friday, April 4, 2008

Things that make me go EW: #147

Imagine if fruits could pee. Now picture a warm melon taking a piss in your mouth right after brushing your teeth with a mint-flavored glue stick. Gross, Orbitz. EW.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Chick Lite

Hey Radar,

The Atlantic totally copied your amazing paparazzi expose, like, a year later. Haters.

Sometimes you're like the New Yorker on crystal meth with your deep investigations and searing profiles.

And I heart you.



You Rock My Squirrel

Thanks for the scoop, NPFC!

Tuesday, April 1, 2008