Monday, March 31, 2008

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

The bathroom smells...

Swampy today.

Friday, March 21, 2008

Bet You Think This Blog Is About You

Swore to myself I'd start working immediately when I got the office today. But here I am compulsively google imaging my boyfriend Cat Stevens . It's Vanity Fair's fault. I Missed my metro stop last night because of complete absorption in this excerpt from my new favorite book* . What a soap opera!! These legends playing musical chairs with each others private parts!!








*that I haven't read yet.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Spirit Fingers!!

Via diet iced tea ...and some others.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Mommy Mails

date Wed, Mar 19, 2008 at 8:34 PM
subject Fwd: My ass


Patrick Swayze Tribute Tuesday*


Thursday, March 13, 2008

Spirit Fingers!!

"Our better understanding is often rooted in the pains of our former God's economy, nothing is wasted."

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Top THAT, Tuesday!

Peep Show

Courtesy of the shlee.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Not the altitude, dude.

I dunno man. Think about it. I’m serious!! Psshh...what? Wait, shit. Nevermind.

PR-eport: The Sweetest Rejection Imaginable

Sorry. I'm booked.

Love you,


*radio producer & perfect stranger.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

What the end of tv might look like...

"The Search for America’s Next Top Reality Show Judge"

"So You Think You Can Judge?!"

"Project Judgeway"

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Trend Alert: Hybrid Diseases

"Did you read the Aidsekemia story in Home & Garden?"

We're living in hybrid happy times. Fine by me. I love a good word smoosh. Actually, I enjoy the flamboyance of this one . But the story doesn't belong in Style & Fashion. Health maybe, or science. Not about to get worked up about issues, sister girl, but I think it's ridiculous, and so does this doodle.

I can't be undone, homeskillet.