not so safeway

Emotional molester in front of me at Safeway: What's your problem?
Me: Are you serious?
EMIFOMAS: I think. I am.
Me: I don't have a problem.
EMIFOMAS: I Think. That's. In. The eye. Of. The. Beholder.


Thanks EMIFOMAS! Your seething disgust (at 10:30 PM on a Wednesday) was JUST what I needed! Now I feel so awesome about myself (and other people!) and I'm totally ready to wind down for the night!

Well played, EMIFOMAS.

Well. Played.