Thursday, September 27, 2007

spirit fingers!!

"Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us, snow is exhilarating; there is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather."

-John Ruskin

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

not so safeway

Emotional molester in front of me at Safeway: What's your problem?
Me: Are you serious?
EMIFOMAS: I think. I am.
Me: I don't have a problem.
EMIFOMAS: I Think. That's. In. The eye. Of. The. Beholder.


Thanks EMIFOMAS! Your seething disgust (at 10:30 PM on a Wednesday) was JUST what I needed! Now I feel so awesome about myself (and other people!) and I'm totally ready to wind down for the night!

Well played, EMIFOMAS.

Well. Played.

1984

1 When Doves Cry
2 What's Love Got To Do With It
3 Karma Chameleon
4 Hello
5 Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)
6 Owner Of A Lonely Heart
7 Jump
8 Footloose
9 Out Of Touch
10 Time After Time
11 Ghostbusters
12 I Just Called To Say I Love You
13 Dancing In The Dark
14 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
15 Missing You
16 Let's Hear It For The Boy
17 I Feel For You
18 Hold Me Now
19 Let's Go Crazy
20 Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
21 The Wild Boys
22 The Reflex
23 Here Comes The Rain Again
24 Girls Just Want To Have Fun
25 Drive
26 She Bop
27 Talking In Your Sleep
28 Somebody's Watching Me
29 Joanna
30 Better Be Good To Me
31 I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues
32 Purple Rain
33 Stuck On You
34 Jump (For My Love)
35 Self Control
36 Hard Habit To Break
37 Running With The Night
38 Twist Of Fate
39 99 Luftballons
40 That's All
41 Oh, Sherrie
42 Union Of The Snake
43 Break My Stride
44 Eyes Without A Face
45 I Can Dream About You
46 Thriller
47 Automatic
48 Sea Of Love
49 Cool It Now
50 The Glamorous Life

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

EQUINOX would like to be added as one of your friends!

The Fall Is Upon Us
Insight into The Equinox




Why in Autumn do we want to match the animals in nature and hibernate? The energy on the planet changes. In the Autumn this energy is drawn down into the Earth. Outwardly, the leaves are drawn off the trees. Inwardly, we experience feeling drained. But the good news is that the energy that is draining is most likely not our own anyway. We took on someone's energy (thoughts, emotions) and obligingly, or in most cases, ignorantly carried it around, until the fall season draws our attention back to ourselves where we experience a change in energy within and around us. That is one of the purposes of the seasons, to be different from all the others so that we notice changes we might not have if everything stayed the same. Each season prompts us to reflect (go inward). It makes us pause to review our lives.

Friday, September 21, 2007

spirit fingers!!

"Only a mediocre writer is always at his best"
- W. Sommerset Maughan

Thursday, September 20, 2007

it's 3:24 PM ET

and I updated myspace mood from "silly" back to "anxious"

it's 12:19 PM ET

and ummm

REALLY??

it's 10:09 AM ET

and here's what I've done at work so far today:

--turned on desk fan
--plugged in desk lamp
--ate two hard-boiled eggs and yes, one yam
--drank large coffee
--relocated tape dispenser from left side to right side of desk
--viewed micheal mcdonald "sweet freedom" music video 5 times
--updated myspace mood from "anxious" to silly"
--read parny blog
--read benswick blog
--emailed karin
--blogged

the light of tomorrow is right where we are

me:

char: wow.
are we going to look back on the time we're in right now and feel this way? if so i don't think i can bear it.
me: HAHAHAHAHA
*sob*
char: i mean think about it--on some very deep level, this is the single most depressing thing it is possible to conceive of.
it is our one true conscious experience of predestination, of moving consciously, and inevitably, towards doom.
THERE IS NO WAY OUT
why do we even get up in the morning?
why do we put on clothes at all?
me: i don't know, it doesn't make sense when you think about it
and I DON'T EVER WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT AGAIN.
but i can't stop.
this helps :



stronger. better. faster. stronger.
we shall overcome.
char: yeah
"I'll do anything for a blond dyke"?
seems like a misallocation of resources.
though pretty girls on horns and strings does seem
like the kind of thing that might still be awesome in 20 years.
so there's that.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

this one's dedicated to the one I love...me!




Life is a race and I know I can win it,
'Cause I'm learnin' the rules of the game.
If I can stay on the ball, take it minute by minute,
I just might make the hall of fame.
What can I say?
I'm doin' it the best I can,
Leanin' on nobody but me.
Oh, seein' it from where I stand,
Nothin' comes easy.
(Nothin' comes easy.)
Oh, I'm always bringin' home second places,
At the end of every one of my daisies,
To a house filled with all of their faces,
That keeps me doin' it the best I can.
Yeah, I'm doin' it the best I can.
I'll keep on doin' it the best I can.
(Ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo.)

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

just a fool to believe

Saturday, September 15, 2007

"you're a professional lieologist!"

A lie is type of deception in the form of an untruthful statement with the intention to deceive, often with the further intention to maintain a secret or reputation, or to avoid punishment. To lie is to state something one knows is false with the intention that it be taken for the truth by someone else. A liar is a person who is lying, who has lied, or who lies repeatedly.




Lying is typically used to refer to deceptions in oral or written communication. Other forms of deception, such as disguises or forgeries, are generally not considered lies, though the underlying intent may be the same; however, even a true statement can be considered a lie if the person making that statement is doing so to deceive. In this situation, it is the intent of being untruthful rather than the truthfulness of the statement itself that is considered.



Thanks Wikipedia.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

spirit fingers!!

"The only real freedom a human being can ever know is doing what you ought to do because you want to do it"

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

calling all shots

A: bibby's calling shots!
me: "hello, shots. it's bibby."
"howahhhhhh yah?"
A: "long tam no tork"
me: hahaha
A: "yesh. daz why ah call yu"
put shots on speed dial
at #1
me: hahaha
promote shots to top #1 myspace friend
A: hahah
makes shots slots 1-8
actually
me: HAHAHA
cause it's all of them
A: yesh

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

hollywoody: mko edition

Why Mary-Kate Olsen won't smile

*Courtesy of ShleeNN.com
Story Highlights

-Mary-Kate Olsen doesn't want to give paparazzi the pleasure
-Olsen covers face when she sees photographers -- unless she's on red carpet
-Olsen: "I don't need to be on a" snarky tabloid/gossip magazine list

Monday, September 10, 2007

spirit fingers!!

"Keep it simple, not clever." - Phil Collins (linkypoo!)

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

shallow hallary

me: your friend is nice
J: hahah
me: shit
i have to go now
but wait!
is he ugly?
not that it matters
just
curious
but really i have to leave
i'm meeting a friend for coffee
and i'm always late
but wait
it's cool
srsly
if he's ugly
but he seems nice
on the telly phone
or whatever
it's stupid
nevermind
BYE
i really have to go
STOP TYING ME UP
I CAN'T TALK