working stiff

me: so it's like

i got ICED TEA in my butt

i got A FLEA in my butt

i got INDIAN GHEE in my butt

i got KIMCHEE in my butt

but

if someone messes up

everyone goes

OHHHHHHHHH SHIT

and that person starts with a new word

A: kimchi

me: yeah

like a totally new work

word

i've been dicking around all afternoon

A: i can tell

i can see the dick

from here

me: haha

A: just waving all over

the place

keep it in yer pants!

me: my boss is gone this week

so it's huge

i can't keep it in