going to carolina in my mom

Well, maybe not in my mom, but definitely with my mom. And my dad.

ROAD TRIP!!!

I'm borrowing the intern's discman. Why a discman? Well, here's the problem in too many words. My ipod plays music but it doesn't play audio. It's all fucked up about audio. It almost plays audio. There's like, a tiny, almost indiscernible defect in the audio quality that renders it unlistenable. It's heart-breaking.

I better arm myself with an alternative if I want to tune out mom's audiobooks. I better arm myself with MY audiobooks. This is where the discman comes in. I can download audiobooks into my itunes, burn them onto CD's and VOILA!

Now if I could only find my 8-track...

the g-spot

"I couldn't be safer. I am wrapped in the arms of my beloved."

you saw me

Gorgeous Drowned Rat - Curly Hair Edition - m4w

You: Brunette wearing wrap dress and gold shoes.

Me: Seth Rogen type in the corner.

Saw you yesterday when you came in from the rain. Wish I could have offered you a towel to dry off. Should have at least brought you some coffee to warm up. Perhaps a "raincheck".

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spirit fingers!!

"Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced"

-James Baldwin

washington apostarna

darfur get about it

Darfur The Boys
Darfur Square
Darfur give me
Darfurniture
Darfurtunate
Darfur score and seven years ago

spirit fingers!!

"All the knowledge that I possess, everyone else can acquire, but my heart is all my own. "

-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

lady bits

DC's funniest ladies finally get a room of their own...

spirit fingers!!

"To persevere, trusting in what hopes one has, is courage. The coward despairs."

-Euripides

A Very Special Presentation

We had a special guest at today's weekly staff meeting - a fast-paced motivational program is entitled the "3 A's of Living Safe: Awareness, Avoidance, Action."

With THIS guy:


SCARY

but i learned a few things

1. The two most powerful parts of your body are the heel of your hand and your elbow.

2. If a "perp" comes up to you and says "I'm gonna cut you so bad no one will want to look at you again," run into the closest starbucks

and yell "Oh my god, I am having a heart attack!!"
3. There's a sickness out there we can't control.