bah bah bah, YEAHHH

1: a material effigy that is worshipped as a god
[syn: graven image, god]
2: someone who is adored blindly and excessively
[syn: matinee idol]
3: an ideal instance; a perfect embodiment of a concept
[syn: paragon, perfection, beau ideal]
4. That on which the affections are strongly
(often excessively) set; an object of passionate devotion;
a person or thing greatly loved or adored.

working stiff

me: so it's like

i got ICED TEA in my butt

i got A FLEA in my butt

i got INDIAN GHEE in my butt

i got KIMCHEE in my butt

but

if someone messes up

everyone goes

OHHHHHHHHH SHIT

and that person starts with a new word

A: kimchi

me: yeah

like a totally new work

word

i've been dicking around all afternoon

A: i can tell

i can see the dick

from here

me: haha

A: just waving all over

the place

keep it in yer pants!

me: my boss is gone this week

so it's huge

i can't keep it in

shootin' at the walls of heartache

BANG! BANG!

i am the warrior

and

victory is

my-ya-ya-ya-yine

rehabulous

what the peep do we know?!

What I'm gonna be for haloweeny. That's the what what and the whoop whoop.

spirit fingers!!

"The answers will come when your own house is in order."

weird science

my brother is a brainiac, brainiac on the floor

louie louie

"The only thing new under the sun is you." - Anonymous

the heart of the matter paneer

Dear Paneer,
I've been thinking about you naan stop. Drinks sometime?
xoxo,
A stranger

oprah your heart to me

The remedy for extreme elf consciousness has arrived!

A.K.A

"Woman who says Oprah Magazine article changed her life has not changed."